A TRUE STORY FROM the United States: the following trials in a court case in a southern town in the United States: the prosecuting lawyer invited his first witness, an elderly grandmother figure to the witness box. He turned to her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?".
She replied, "Yes, how so? I know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a little kid, and you have indeed been a great disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on his wife di and manipulating people and talking about them behind their backs. You think you're so big and strong, but you don't have the brains to realize that you are never going to be anything more than a Quercus tankeløs paper.
Yes, I know you. "
The lawyer was speechless. Without knowing what else he could do he aimed his finger toward the other side of the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" Again, she replied: "Yes, how so? I have known Mr. Bradley since he was a little boy, too. He is lazy, intolerant and he has an alcohol problem.
He cannot maintain a normal relationship with anyone, and his lawyer, the business is one of the worst you will find throughout the State. In particular, he has been unfaithful to his wife with three different women. One of them was his wife di. Yes, I know he is. "
Defense Attorney almost died when he got to hear the response from the older woman.
The judge called both the lawyers onto the bench and said, with a very low voice: "if any of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I send you both right in the electric chair."
She replied, "Yes, how so? I know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a little kid, and you have indeed been a great disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on his wife di and manipulating people and talking about them behind their backs. You think you're so big and strong, but you don't have the brains to realize that you are never going to be anything more than a Quercus tankeløs paper.
Yes, I know you. "
The lawyer was speechless. Without knowing what else he could do he aimed his finger toward the other side of the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" Again, she replied: "Yes, how so? I have known Mr. Bradley since he was a little boy, too. He is lazy, intolerant and he has an alcohol problem.
He cannot maintain a normal relationship with anyone, and his lawyer, the business is one of the worst you will find throughout the State. In particular, he has been unfaithful to his wife with three different women. One of them was his wife di. Yes, I know he is. "
Defense Attorney almost died when he got to hear the response from the older woman.
The judge called both the lawyers onto the bench and said, with a very low voice: "if any of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I send you both right in the electric chair."
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